Obsessed with the apocalypse...fantastic for office morale and stock-piling staplers.
Good ideas. GREAT self-deprecation.
Cool pants. Less cool hats.
Impressive AND impressionable.
Hilarious!* *After 2 AM on the third Wednesday of every month for 22 minutes.
Hair like a rat’s nest.
One of the quietest snackers I’ve ‘never’ heard.
Forgets to drink water LIKE A PRO.
Not as skilled in accents as she thinks she is.
For more than my insta-PIXXX, let’s chat. I’m great on the phone (just ask the telemarketers that call me on the reg/the managers at Comcast!!!)